My Little Pony: Then and Now

WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT!!! YOU'VE COME A LOOOOOOOOONG WAY, BABBY!

Hi brons, my name is Sephistoe. Hey let's show some vintage poneys on my site. APRIL FOOLS! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Ain't that a knee-slapper? I mean, who could ACTUALLY like G1, anyway? Only a schmuck could like ANYTHING OTHER than our flawless shiny modern horse show! Lawl! Laff it up, brownies!

Our stable is SO "saucy" (sexy)! Look at those rear ends! We call 'em "plots"! Gee whiz, I'd sure LOVE to pound Pinkie Pie's pink pie, knowmsayin'?

I mean, what middle-aged American white man could POSSIBLY find those old ponies attractive? They're so fat! Who would wanna fuck them? Btw Trixie is my waifu <3

(Ok. I'm feeling pretty brazen today, so I decided to draw this thing. Yes, I am very cynical about "bronies". I both weary and wary of them. That means, I'm both tired of them and suspicious of them. Their fucking sick April Fools Jokes broke my heart. Nowadays I even say I hate FiM, out of spite.)

(My friends, I'm sorry you had to see this bitter, hateful side of me. That's why I put this dirty, cheap Hate Art in scraps, initially, but wanted to submit it to hate groups so I took it out.)

My Little Pony (c) Hasbro
Faustian hellspawn (c) Lauren Faust